What an annoying little mouse I think to myself
Stop staring at me like this like I’m your equal
I know I shouldn't be thinking this way but man is he ugly!
you would think that such a rich man could afford some plastic surgery
Why would you ever want to have to walk everywhere
I say that I change into a merman and we live under the sea
Your loud annying music is making want to punch something
Go away because we dont like your kind in the first place
This damn cat is always trying to get me into trouble
Some day I will drop kick it
Oh dear I really should make my grandaughter some new clothes
That red hood is getting kinda old
I am a wealthy young girl
Why am I hanging out with a crazy rabbit and a insane little man
I am sufficating you know!
Somebody get me out of here
I hate my skin! i run around outside all day and still not tan!
Does anybody know a quality spray tanning system
Poem
I'm gonna get made fun of again I know it
The boys are going to say "Why do you always hangout with a girl?"
Ill tell you why! Because I am in love you idiots!
But this always happens
The girl always falls for tall dark and handsome
She would never go for yellow,cold and smells like salt water
Although I get lucky and she kisses me often
I know it means nothing more than just friends
Maybe some day I'll find my princess
I should really look into one of her sisters
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